seldnei:

Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.

gaymaractus:

poppys:

gaymaractus:

poppys:

a-pidge-of-sugar:

poppys:

hey guys can you keep an eye on my chocolate milk i gotta go to the bathroom

sure thing bud!!

hey guys i’m back *reaches for my milk*

FUCK

Here let me. Help you clean that up

And here’s some more chocolate milk but Please do not spill it on my cat he’s susceptible to stains

hey thanks m-

shit

What have you done..

itsaaudraw:

and how much of a massive shitpost it is?

like…

just fucking look at this

this is an absolute treasure trove

i don’t recall that happening in the movies but sure

she was born

i don’t even know what is happening 

not even mr. poopybutthole is safe 

gender: lazy 

chr ist

i cant

horbofficial:

Cute music terms to name your children:

• Viola
• Harmony
• Melody
• Cadence
• Carol
• Hymn
• Celeste
• Clef
• Agitato
• Oboe Player
• F Sharp
• ♮
• Barbaro
• Plagal
• Smorzando
• ii♭ 6-4
• Canon in inversion and augmentation