The Half Hour
S05E09 – Emily HellerI’m… honestly not sure how much harder someone could @ me. Really not.
I’ve never been dragged like this before
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell
This should not have made me laugh
As a scientist I can confirm
So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him
but what happened when he woke up
quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class
so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room
and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom
she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”
and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.
Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)
ITS BACK
and frog
every few months I show this to someone new.
Ah yes, time to bring this back for the season. Here y’all go again.
SEXY SEXY
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
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