shiisiln:

luidilovins:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

sangredesirena:

u know what shoes i absolutely have no use for but desperately would love to own a pair of? those heels with the pink fluff at the front… nice

hello

an additional concept:

y’all thought i was done? i am never done because underneath the robe i’m wearing this

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and these sunglasses r sitting at the top of my head

and im also carrying this but with a pink handle

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Here you go full set!

this is such a “oh officers I’m just so worried about my husband” outfit

biglawbear:

pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

missweber:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This – except for the raisins – is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus