quiet–dominance:

note-a-bear:

honeybruh:

m–ood:

Otter teaches human how to pet him.

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

@bbyxotter @sleepyspacebb @thepursuitofmyself

tredlocity:

me trying to tie who framed roger rabbit, space jam and looney tunes: back in action within the same continuity

“Lola Bunny is Roger and Jessica Rabbit’s daughter.”

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

I will be participating on a guacamole contest tomorrow at work. My objective is not to win, but to make every single one of the judges cry.

I will add every single chili I am able to find at the store, all of them.

All the chilis I could find at the store… i wonder if it will be enough 😛

Ready for the judges!!

So updates after the contest! I didn’t win.

This guacamole had the talent that when you take the first bite of your chip it isnt that spicy, but after a few seconds the feeling starts to spread. The judges bravely took a bite and were all happy and as I walked away from the table they started to gasp when the full force of the 6 different types of chili hit them at once.

People were free to taste it afterwards and every face of first surprise and then pain filled my heart with happiness.

I have never seen so much people enjoy suffering tho, because they finished everything so fast I even got time to make a second batch before the winners were announced.

Overall this was great and I had lots of fun making others suffer 😀

I was “born” with eight extra teeth so when I was 15 I got them pulled and now I have them in a bag nailed to my bedroom door

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Why is “born” in quotation marks? Were you brought into this world elsewise? Why did you nail them to your door? Is it a kind of symbol? A warning? A… fetish? Everything about this ask is extremely upsetting. Thanks so much.

jerryterry:

kyrkovisan:

rubyfruitjumble:

srmxy:

Ellen Page’s early filmography looks like it was Photoshopped for an Arrested Development gag.

wait I looked it up and “ghost cat” and “the cat that came back” are literally the same movie that was released under two different names and apparently they just tried to market it separately as a thriller and as a heartwarming family film???

What

These three images form a venn diagram

Source: srmxy

jerryterry:

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism

Chadsberg vs Wincell

Source: toadprince

pitviperofdoom:

phantoms-lair:

thorsbian:

thorsbian:

Is there rly any softer scene than when o’malley sees duchess and falls in love with her at first sight in the aristocats, complimenting her at every turn and climbing into a cherry blossom tree to make the flower petals snow gracefully down on her? How dreamy 🥀💕

This Is Love 😍😍

Not to mention when he found she had kids, he was thrown for a second, then proceeded to not only still help her, but dote on them too.

“Not all men” you’re right, Abraham DeLacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley would never.

Source: pileofknives