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sindri42:

unlimited-shitpost-works:

animatedamerican:

janothar:

probablybadrpgideas:

Before the campaign starts, individually tell each person that they’re secretly a double agent infiltrating the main group and is working for the villains and it’s going to be a huge plot twist in the story. Give them a cue on when to reveal that they’re evil.
When you give the cue, everyone will reveal they were a double agent working for the same people so there was no group to infiltrate.

This is the best Paranoia game ever!

“Isn’t anybody here a real sheep??”

@fadingroots

wraithlings:

vampireapologist:

i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

#that’s just a normal friendship with a straight girl honestly [x] 

i’m cRYING,,,