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my pet: *does anything*
me:

okay but you thinking it tastes good doesn’t excuse how fucked up the milk industry is or make it okay to support lmao y’all selfish
when native spanish speakers ask me “¿hablas español?”
what i say: sí, un poquito
what they hear: sí, puedo hablar con fluidez así que habla tan rápido como puedas porque puedo entenderte perfectamente
Stephen Bannon arrives on Capitol Hill and please ignore the Hampsterdance Song remix our computers are putting that on everything right now and we are unable to stop it
my friend: hey u ok
me, in a depressive episode:
them: hello
me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!







